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guiness book of worl

Guiness book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya

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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

tongue twister th

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess book Of World Record )

Say it!

my girlfriend sugges

My Girlfriend Suggested
A book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->

yaad rakhobrtalaa

Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..

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Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..

( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!

student yaar dho

Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

todays fact g

~Todays FACT~

Guinness book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

when i die bury me

When I Die, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead

Place My Chemistry
books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest

Place My Physics
books On My Right
Hand

Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies
books On My Left

Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not
To Cry

Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

after a striving mov

After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also

book Name :

"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D

remix version of twist

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

u murdered ur friend

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)

college ki building ko aag lag gayi

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..

tum facebook pe ho?

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum Facebook Pe Ho?

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