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Paheli.

Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.

question

ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?

tareek-e-insaf

teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...

bhoot

Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho..

ehad

Main agar Tumhain jo Sanwar dun..
Tumharey
Roz-O-Shab ko Nikhar dun..
Mera Haath tham K EHAD do.
Mujey apny DiL ma rakho gay Tum..
Tumhain is Qadar jo Main Piyaar dun..
K Zindgi hi Haar dun..
To batao na…?
Mery bad bhi…
Yehi EHAD apna Nibhao gay…?
Ya K Muj ko BHooL hi jao gay.

Haqiqat Jan Kar

Haqiqat Jan Kar Aise Hamaqat Kon Karta Hy,
Bhala Be Faiz Logon Se Mohabat Kon Karta Hy,
batao Jis Tijarat Men Khasara He Khasara Ho
Bina Sochey Khasarey Ki Tijarat Kon Karta Hy,
Hamen He Ghalt Fehmi Thi Kisi K Wastey Warna,
Zamaney K Rewajon Se Baghawat Kon Karta Hy,
Khuda Ne Sabr Karne Ki Mujhey Taufeeq Bakhshi Hy,
Array G Bhar K Tarpao Shikayt Kon Karta Hy,
Kisi K Dil K Zakhmon Par Marhm Rakhna Zaruri Hy,
Magr Is Dor Me MOHSIN Ye Zehmat Kon Krta Hy

Missing..

Wo miley to usey itna bata dena ''Mohsin''
Us k baghair jaan nikal jaane ka ghumaan rehta hai.... :(

Mei Rukon Ya Jaon...

2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P

WahahahhHaha:p

Nokia 1112

Woh roz roz kehti hai mujhay apni
tsaveer MMs karo.
.
.
."Faraz"

Us nadan ko ye kaise bataon ka meray pas nokia
1112 hai....

sardar or pathan

SARDAR: batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? ,
, PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)

What is the formula of Water?

Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai

sardar ka padosi mar gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

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