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TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai bataya.

SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
English Teacher:

"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
Neend aur susti hamare Dushman hain.(Allam Iqbal)

Hamain apny Dushman se bhi pyar kerna chahiye.(Quaid-e-Azam)

Ab batao benda BABA ki Maney ya CHACHA ki...!!!
Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!
Be Sabab Youn Hi Sar-E-Shaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Ham Bulaien Tu Unhen Kaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Koi Hamen Shouq Tu Nahi He Aawargi Ka,

Ham Tu Unki Galiyon Me Hamkalam Hone Aaty Hain,

Unki Jafaon K Zakham Kehte Rehte Hain Kuch Is Tarah,

K Raat Ka Andhera Charhte Hi Dard Tamam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Kia bataon In Husn Walon Ki Tujhe !...Wasi...!

Ham Bulain Tu Parda, Warna Sar-E-aam Nikal Aaty Hain.

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Wo ojhal meri nigahon se kahan rehta hy
Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy

Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein
Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy

Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain
Her gharri us ke aanay ka gumaan rehta hy

Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir
Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy

Wo milay to itna bata dena usko
Tujh bin Tera pyar preshaan rehta hy
mEin bataOn kia mujhE kia milaY
mujhE sabr hi ka sila milaY. . .
kisi aadahi ki rida milaY
kisi dard hi ka sila milaY. . .
kisi ghum ki dil mEin jagah milaY
jO mEra hai wOh mujhE aa milaY. . .
rahaY chaand u hi mEra jahan. . .
k yakeen mEIn badlaY mEra ghumaan. . .
Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha

Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha


Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe

Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha


Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye

Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha


Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan

Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha


Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka

Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha


Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main

Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha
Mudat k Baad Dekha usay Bdla Hoa Tha Wo
Najane Kiya Hadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Wo
Mujhy Dekh Kar Usne Chehra To Chupa Liya
Magar Ankhein bata Rahi Thi k Roya Howa Tha Wo
Uski Ankhon Mein Dekh Kar Mehsos Hua Mujhe
Meri Tarha Kisis Soach Mein Doba Hua Tha Wo
Sabub Judai Ka Kuch To batao Mujhay
Phir Chahay Dil-O-Jaan Say Satao Mujhay
Chalo Ye Mana K Fursat Nahe Tumhay
Magar Ye Lazim To Nahe K Bhool He Jao Mujhay
School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.