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Ajnabee mehfil mein kisi se dil na lagana Amjad,
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Suna hai bin bulaye aany waly bin bataye hi chaley jaty hain.
Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu batao
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."


BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->
1 baat dil se batana
Is
Duniya
me
aa kar
tmne
aisa
konsa
acha
kaam
kia
tha jo
tmko
ALLAH
ne
muj jesa achcha dost dia!
('.')
<)U(>
/ / bata0 NA
dukh dard k maron say mera zikr mat karna
ghar jao tu yaro se mera zikar mat karna
wo zabt na kar payengay ankhon k samndur
tum rah guzaron say mera zikar mat karna
pholon k nasheman mein raha hun sada say
dekho kabhi khazaroon say mera zikar mat karna
shayed yeh andheray he mujhay rah dikhein
ab chand sitaron say mera zikar mat karna
wo meri kahani ko ghalat rang na dey dein
afsana nigaron say mera zikar mat karna
shaid wo meray haal pey besakhta rodein
is bar baharon say mera zikar mat karna
lay jayngay gehrai mein tum ko baha kar
darya k kinaron say mera zikar mat karna
who shaks milay tu ussay har bat bata dena
tum sirf esharon say mera zikar mat karna
11. Nakami Ka Khouf Hi Nakami Ka Aaghaz Hai
12. Dua Yun Maango K Har Shay Khuda K Ikhtiyar Me Hai
13. Auron Ki Fikar Me Khud Ko Mat Bhool Jao,
14. Mayusi Mout Ka Dusra Naam Hai
15. Hamesha Naik Bannay Ki Koshish Karo Jis Tarah Haseen Bannay Ki Koshish Kartay Ho . . . /
,*, Kuch Anmol batain Meri Diary Se ,*,
1. Aalim Se Ek Ghantay Ki Guftgoo 10 Baras K Mutalla Se Behtar Hai
2. Tehreer Ek Khamosh Zuban Hai Aur Qalam Haath Ki Zuban
3. Jhoot Bol K Jeetnay Se Behtar Hai Such Bol K Haar Jao
4. Waqt Se Pehle Kabhi Iraday Ka Izhaar Na Karo
5. Shikayat Na Karna Bhi Sabr Me Shamil Hai,
6. Khamoshi Be-Faida Guftgoo Se Behtar Hai
7. Dunia Me Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Apni Islaah Hai Aur Sab Se Sehl Dusron Par Nukta Cheni Karna
8. Umda Cheez Ko Hasil Karna Koi Khoobi Nahi Balkay Usay Umda Tareeqay Se Istimal Karna Khoobi Hai
9. Khud Pasandi Sab Se Bari Tanhai Hai
10. Khamoshi Barh Jaye To Haibat Ban Jati Hai
Janwar Ma
Khawahish
Tr
Frishtay Ma Aqal Hoti Hy

Magr Insan Ma Dono Hoti Hyn

Agr Wo Aql Ko Dba Le To Janwar

Tr

Agr Khuwahish Ko Dabata Hy

To Frishta Kehlata Hy
Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,
Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota,
bay niazi $ay, magar kanptey awaz k $ath,
Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota,
younh be wajha bataney ki zarorat kiya thi,
Dam-e-rukh$at main, agar yaad na aaya hota,
Ho$la tujh ko na tha mujh $ay juda honay ka,
Warna kajol teri ankhon ka na phela hota,
Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,
Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota.....
BHULAYA NA JAA $AKA

Palkon pe aan$o"on ko $ajaya na jaa $aka
u$ ko bhi Dil ka haal bataya na jaa $aka
zakhmon $e choor choor tha yeh Dil mera
ek zakham bhi u$ ko dikhaya na jaa $aka
jab teri yaad aayi to ko$hi$h ke ba wajood
aankhon main aan$o"on ko chupaya na jaa $aka
kuch log zindagi main ai$e bhi aaye hain
jin ko ki$i bhi lamhe bhulaya na jaa $aka
ba$ i$ khayaal $e kahin u$ ko dukh na ho
hum $e to haal-e-ghum bhi $unaya na jaa $aka
woh mu$kuraha tha mere ru-ba-ru magar
chehre ka rang us $e chupaya na jaa $aka
tanhaiyon ki aag main hum jal gaye
magar faa$la ana ka mitaya na jaa $aka.....
Na mein paas usko bula
Saka,
Na mein dil ki baat bata
Saka,
Woh hansi hansi mein
Chal dia,
K mein haath tak na hila
Saka,
Yun hi sochta rahadur
Tak,
Magar usko kuch na bata
Saka,
Yeh maqam hi tha ajeeb
Sa,
K mein khud ko bhe na bacha
Saka,
Woh juda bhi kaise howa
Ke mein,
Koi rasam tak na nibha
Saka...
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