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Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya
Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya

Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab
Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya

Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha
Rakha dil pay pather to khud ko sajaya

Baat bay baat apni aahain daba ker
Yaron kay dermiyan kis qadar muskuraya

Na thi chah kabhi mujahy mankashi ki
Jaam-e-wafa kisi bay wafa nay pilaya

Kya muqadar say shikwa kertey rahain
Jo qismat main tha wohi kuch to paaya

Yeh kis mor pay aagaee hain umeedain
Kay saaya-e-manzil nazar main na aaya

Apnoon nay palat kay daykha tak nahin
Ghairon nay aaker galay say lagaaya
Ajeeb Lagti Hai Sham Kabi Kabi,Zindagi Lagti hai Bejaan kabi Kabi,Samajh aye To Humein Bhi batana K!!Que Karti Hain Yaddien Pareshan
.........Kabi Kabi.........
Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai bataya

§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne

15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=


Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...


"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia ''FARAZ'' ko... =P ;->
Ager ek Kashti main
Musharaf
Nawaz Sharif
Chaudry Shujat
Aur Arbab Ghulam Rahim
Ja rahe hon n Achanak Kashti Doob jae
To aapke Khayal main kaun bach jaega ??

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Main bataun..

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Pakistan!
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove...
Main Bahut batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez
koi khushi mildee a hasan wastey, tey koi a jandi a rawan wastey,

kee karna wein ghal mohbatan dee, tamasha bna chad dee aa jahan wastey
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena
Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???


Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA
Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada Istemaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam bataye ???

Ans 9 : LIFT Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada Istemaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam bataye ???

Ans 9 : LIFT
Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???


Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)