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kon kis k sath kitna mukhliss hay
waqat har rishty ki bata deta auqaata hay

Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.

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batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key

urdu poetry

ERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha! TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha! Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai! Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai Ye bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai! Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna! Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah! Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai

class

classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??

islamic poetry

TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam

Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!

Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger
TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai
Ye bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan

Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai

TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai

shaam tere ghar qayam kis ka tha

KaL Shaam Tere Ghar Qayam Kis Ka Tha ?
Na Tha K0i Musafir To Ehtmam Kis Ka Tha?
Likh Likh K Ch00mti Rahi Jis Ko RaaT Bhar.!
Humen Bhi batao W0 Naam Kis Ka Tha?
Jis Ko SuN K R0 Pare EhLe-e-MehfiL.!
Itna Bheegta Hua Anjam Kis Ka Tha ?
Humen Pe K Hosh Na Raha SaQi.!

W0 Haath Kis Ka Tha W0 Jaam Kis Ka Tha...!!!

hum na jaen

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.

Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai

Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,

I am charming

Mujhe ap se ye umeed nahi thi. Ap ne
ye kehte waqt kuch tu s0cha h0ta akhir ap ko hoa kiya tha,
ap k zehan me yeh baat ayi kaise thi. Had h0ti hai,
ap ko zar0rat hi kya thi k ap mere bare may l0g0n k0 ye bata0 k

"I am the m0st cute & charming pers0n
0n earth"
Nazar lug jaati hai mujhey!...

Love iz Everything

Tum khafa Kiyon ho !
Tumhen mujh say gila kiya hai,
Achanak
bayrukhi itni,
batao to howa kiya hai,
......Manaon kis tarah tum ko,
Mujhe itna to
bata do
Agar ab ho sake tum say
To yeh ahsan farma do
Meri Manzil Mohabat hai
Mujhe Manzil pe Pohncha do
Tumhari aankh Main aansu
Mujhe ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Narm honton pe
Gilay ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Muskurane say
Mera dil Muskurata hai
Tumhare Rooth jane se
Mera dil toot jata hai..

Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,

Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Ye Duniya Jhoot Kehti Hy,
…Tumhe Hum Se Nahi Ulfat,
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Tumhari Be’qrari Ki,
Wajha Kuch Aur Hi Hogi,
Nigaahen Mujse Milte Hi,
Tumhare Muskrane Ka,
Sabab Kuch Aur Hi Hoga,
Jise Km’fehm Logon Ne,
Mohabbat Naam De Daala,
Mgr Itna bataa Do Tum,
Bicharte Waqt Jan-E-Jaan!
Palat Kr Dekh K Hum Ko,
Tumhari Jheel Si Aankhen,
Chalakti Ja Rhi Thi Kyun…??
Hame Tarpaa Rhi Thi Kyun…….?

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