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Kisi easi Larki ka name batao, jis main ye word na aate hoo ( a,e,i,o,u)..

It challange 4 all....

1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Kahane Ki har Cheez pari Hoti Hai Lakin Woh Nahi Khata, Or Kheta Hai k 1 Cheez Hoti To Khata,
batao Woh Cheez Kya Hai.....

Challange 4 All...
Tell Me On My NUmber.

1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai

1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?

2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?

3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?

4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->

Hy Dum Tu batao :

Batain wo kons

batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It''s A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Keybatain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It''s A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Keybatain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It''s A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key

1 sArdAr doSrE

1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bata MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: 2

1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE

1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)

1st Sardar

1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->

Ik sarda

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P

1 sardar begum

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->

Sardar ka Padosi Ma

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Tum Abr-e-Guraizaan

Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,

Main Sehra ki Maanind hoon,

Do Boond Jo Barso gay,

Be-kaar me Barso ge,

Hy Khushk bahot Matti,

Har Simt Bagoly hain,

Sehra k Bagolon se,

Uthtay huye Sholay hain,

Tum Khul K Agr Barso,

To Sehra me Gulistan ho,

Par Tum se Kahen kaisy.?

Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,

JAL THAL
Jo Agr kr do,

TANN MANN me Nami bhar do,

Hy Khushk boht Mati,

Puri jo Kami kar do,

Phir
Tum ko bataaen ge,

Tum
Meri MUHABAT ho.

Koi kuch bhi na kahay

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai…….

Be-Pardgi ka Aalam

Be-Pardgi ka Aalam
Main kya bataon

Zehrila Saanp hai ye
Ummat ko das na jaey

Har simt dekh lo ab Uryani, Be_Hayaai

Ghairon se hai muhabbat
Apnon se Bewafai

Behnon k Mashghalon se bhai bhi be_khabar hen

Poochhen tou kis tarha Wo
Jab khud idhar udhar hen

Beti bhi LaadLi hai
Parda karay tou kesay

Aangan me apne ghar k
Jee ko bharay to kesay

Ye Aqal hai maghrib ki
or kaam Himaqat k

Lo Ho gaey Numaaya
Aasaar Qayamat k!

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