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Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

Decent sms

Ek Mahan Philosofer Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai

Ke..

"Zindgi Tu Hi bata
Kaise Tuje Pyar Karu??

Teri Har Ek 'Subah' Meri Umar Kam Kar Deti Hai.

Morning sms

Murawat Hi Sahi Par Ek Bat To Dil se batao.

Waqai Masrof ho Ya Bhulana Chahty ho...!

Good Morningz....

Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Mera Dil Dokhanay Wale

Bin bataye Tm Kahan Chalay Gaye Ho

Ab To Mere Khawabon Mein Bi Bus Tum He Atay Ho

Agar Tum Is Eid Pr Na Aye

To Mera Kia Banay Ga?

Main Kis Tarah Ye Eid Guzaron Ga?

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Aye Mere Ghar Se Baghay Howe Qurbani K Pyare
Bakray Plz Wapis Aa Jao Naa…

Apni ankh ka Tara ya Chand kahoon

Apni ankh ka Tara ya Chand kahoon,
Khud he batao kis
Naam se bulaon Tum ko,

Tum mere DIL ki Kharkan ban gaye ho
Phir batao kis tanrha Bhool jaon Tum ko?

Sheikh sb k batay ne kaha

Wohi Sheikh sb k batay ne kaha abu meri shadi pe atish bazi bhi honi chahye.. Sheikh sb kehtey beta fiker na karo koi patkha thuss nai hoga .. jab barat le ker gaye to Sheikh sb sub se agay they orr mou se awazen nikal rahe they.. THA THA THA .. DUZZZ DUZZ DUZZ... Wah sheikh sb ..

pathan nay molvi sab say kaha

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.

Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.

3 saal k bachay ki definition

?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition bataai:
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Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-

puzzle

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]

jawani aur barhapa

Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p

ejaad main farq

Teacher:
batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

meeri tameer

MERI TAAMEER KE KISSE KAHIN LIKHE NA JAYEINGE,
MAIN JANGAL SE GHUZARNE KE LIYE RASTA BANATA HOON,
BICHAD KAR BHI JUDE RAHNE KA YE ACHCHA TREEQA HAI,
WO EK GUDDA BANATI HAI MAIN EK GUDIYA BANATA HOON,
AGAR ACHCHA SA KOI NAAM SOCHO TO bata DENA,
MAIN APNE KHUWAAB KI KATRAN SE EK CHEHRA BANATA HOON

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