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TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
Breaking News:



Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D
Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:





" Main bohat khush hun that both are






"Sports MAN:-D"

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
about Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->


Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What about
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->


Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me about
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->

I Know A Lot about
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->


A Fact about Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->


The Worst Thing about
Censorship Is






























[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->


~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk about You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->