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A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was about To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF
3 Mice Were Boasting about Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat
Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking about Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.



































about 99% Will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.

Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him

And Became Crazy about Him.


Guess Why?



THE AXE EFFECT
True But Funny Fact

A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never Worries about His
Future Until He Gets A Wife
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)


(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How about Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How about Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do about It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do about It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!