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A punjabi women i

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

A punjabi women i

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

1 man goes to

1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some ishara.
& after some time brings the bill.
Man asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the bill.?

Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...

The Most InteresTinG

The Most InteresTinG ThinG about thiS sMs is thaT by The Time U Realize That NothinG is WriTTen in iT..
iT WouLd bE Too LaTe For U To Stop Reading iT... ;->

Girl anounced her

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!

Have u heard about

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good about YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good about Themselves…. ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good about YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good about Themselves…. ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good about YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good about Themselves…. ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good about YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good about Themselves…. ;->

Engineer: a person

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->

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What Are You Doing ??
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How Sweet . . . !!!
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I''m Also Doing The Same
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Thinking about Me . . . ;->

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