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Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do about It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

How Do You Know

How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is about To Say
Something Smart ... ???

She Starts Her Sentence
With

"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of

My Photos

Sily Grl. . ;-)
Krazy about Me. :-D

Before Marriage

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
about Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

Teacher: "Sam, You

Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What about
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->

Must Help Me

Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me about
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->

I Know A Lot About

I Know A Lot about
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->

A Fact About Women:

A Fact about Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D

"Think about yourself

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...

Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->

The Worst Thing About Censorship Is

The Worst Thing about
Censorship Is

[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->

~ T r u t h ~

~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk about You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->

barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

New about

" FARZANA"

In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->

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