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I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

Plz Give Me A Message . . .

That U''re Still In The World . . . :->

In World,we

In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY

Hey friend remember dat. .

Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-

A world-wide UN survey

A World-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the World?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the World was....??? ;->

Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8

Imagine World Without GIRLS

Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

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All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam

4 guys 1 4rm HARVARD

4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in World?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!

If ur world is spinning around

If ur World is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure

girl are best engine in

girl are best engine in
World. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!

i was worried in dream

i was worried in dream
2nite
i saw
all the devils of the World have died,
can u give me only 1sms2 make me sure that
u r still alive .

Wonderful Combinations in this World.

Wonderful Combinations in this World...

Heart & beats.

Night & Moon.

Music & Songs.

Roses & Love.

My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->

MiRrOr MiRrOr

MiRrOr MiRrOr On tHe WalL wHo iS tHe Bad In ThE World ?
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mIrRoR : “JO MESSAGE PAR RAHA HAI WO BAD IN THE World“
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B@D BOY

Are you know jAn|x?

Are you know jAn|x?

Today is World women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women World day kehta. :-D.

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