World SMS Messages538 messages

May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the World.
Ramadan Mubarak!
Mubarakbad
Ae Momin K Phir Maah-E-Siyaam Aaya
Muqadas Maah K Jis Mein Quran Ka Payam Aaya
May Peace & Blessings Of Almighty Allah B Upon U N Ur Family N Let Us All Begin To Live A Life Of Taqwa This Ramadan To Avoid The ''Thorns'' That Come Our Way In The Form Of Worldly Temptations.

* Ramadan Mubarak *
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest
happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the World.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and
lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"
Imagine World without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in World?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this World crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the World for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.


M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my World… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!
The most rommantic country of the World?



guess!




pakistan
u know y?




har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the World!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
World ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.


What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!