World SMS Messages538 messages

''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo Worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the World!!


Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
Luk at the World as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U''
''On this special day
When the World is filled with
Love, hope and joy

I would like to express
My appreciation and care

For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide World

Wont you please be my valentine''
''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad

SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se kaha:"Beta bazar se dahi la do"
AJMAL ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren gy es liye burqa pehen k nikla.
Bazar mai aik orat ne us se pucha.
"Tum SAEED AJMAL ho na?"
Us ne ghabra k kaha
Nhi to.
Us orat ne kaha:"daro mat, mai SHAHID AFRIDI hon.''
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the World for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
Scientists all over the World r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "World
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try World peace"
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our World. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this World crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
I Love You!


I realy Love You


I Love You More than Anything in the World



Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos