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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in World.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE

World MORE POWERFUL THAN

NUCLEAR BOMBS...
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(1) 2week used sockz


(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
Which is the longest toilet in the World?

Guess


Pakistan railway track


u can use it from karachi to khaber

Proud to be a Pakistani.
IT''S A GIRLS World...!!!


If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".

In Punjabi It Is Translated As,

"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
New Pakistan team for Worldcup 2011
Coach: Wasim chakram

Team:

Bekar younus

Rashid takleef

Shahid afriki

Inzimam full duck

Shoaib kambakhter

Umer bull

Kamran khatmal

Kana Naveedul Hasan

Mehman butt



Extras:

Baitsman

Baiman farhat

Danish maleria.
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.
Nothing is permanent in this World,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life

Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
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Even if u r
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Married!
UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE World is!
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in World.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai




raät k bad din ata hai,




hansi k bad ghum ata hai,




par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo World Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.