World SMS Messages538 messages

A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe World....?
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think

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Pastry ;):)
NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS World INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"
The Problem With The World Is . . .





Stupids Are Sure And Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts . . .





So Tell Me Who All Are Sure Here . . . ;->
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" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "
Shakespeare said, "This World is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D World?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines

"When the World''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the World is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the World is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




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Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
Lil Bad One lAwlX

Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri



Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri

Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,

Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere

Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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