Tere SMS Messages861 messages

jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,





khat meinein Terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any inTerest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
Na ghabhra Teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra Teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,




"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
Na ghabhra Teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra Teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,




"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada InTeresting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
aankh hee na royee hai dil b Terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,

In other words I have wasted too much time
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?



aa kar Terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-
"Lafz Tere Geet mere,Ghazal koi sunau kya?

Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera,Kan k niche bajau kya."
Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,

Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,

Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal


Kaha Chipha He Tu..


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Kaha He Tere..


Kalliya-Walliya

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