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Q : Mere Pass Chakku Hai

Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??

Answer :

Mere Pass

Mere Pass

NOKIA Hai Aur Usme

BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-Terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Lil Bad One lAwlX

Lil Bad One lAwlX

Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri

Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri

Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,

Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere

Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :

Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao''n Kia

Larki:
Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao''n Kia ;->

Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,

Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,
aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum Terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein Teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon Terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,

a dil wee hazir

a dil wee hazir e sadee jaan wastey,
ik naa ee kafi ee pachchan wastey

sachi dasan te Terey nal koi pyar naee
SMS karney aaan bas tenu sataan wastey

An Interesting Line

An InTeresting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"

ankh b baichain hai,

ankh b baichain hai,
dil b Terey liye tarsa hai,

ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai

Jis tareh exam me

Jis tareh exam me

qustion assan hote hai

aur answer muskil,

usi Tereh apke liye

msg padhna bahut assan he

per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.

Wife : Luk A Thief Has

Wife : Luk A Thief Has EnTered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..

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