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Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISTerectomy HISteria &
deMENtia!
Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
Tere ko dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei Tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main Tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?

Bhikhari: Abay Tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,

mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,

rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,

tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
Maths Magic:Ur cell nmbr''slast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The last2 numbr isur age &1st numbr isur cell''s last no.TRY ITS INTereSTING.
A MQM boy & MMA girl fall in love,MQM Boy say "Marjaunga Tere Khatir=Jiye Mahajir Jiye Mahajir".. :->MMA Girl say''s Mujay Bhi Tumse Pyar Hay, Bus Aik Mushkil Dushwar Hay. Jo America Ka Yaar Hay Wo Ummat Ka Gaddaar Hay.. :->
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai,

knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Ager pakre gaye to Tere sare raz khol donga..
Aur
Ager burayi mujh pe ayi to bhare majme main tujhe behan bol donga..
An old man totTered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
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Tuje aisi bemari lage,

Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,

Darjan bhar hon bachey Tere,

Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word utTered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...