Tere SMS Messages861 messages

Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYA HOTA HAI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy


Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai


Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi


Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy


Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai


Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi


Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn


Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

Tere khayalo me kho kar


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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!


Socho, socho!!!



Divya Bharti!

Saath samundar paar main Tere peeche peeche aa gayi!
Arz kiya hai....
Tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
Tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...

majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
Teacher: History is a very inTeresting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not InTerested in IT



WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output



HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses



TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer inTerested?
Manu: A teacher
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC