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Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
















2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha


Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->

InTeresting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->

Dost Tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi Tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

Most inTeresting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->


Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)

Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->


Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN


Tere Labhoon Pe Har Gari Naam Rahta Hai Mera,
FARAZ
Bata Hontoon Ko Tere Ab Silaya Hai Kis Nee



MaIne Is LiYe MisMaR KhUd Ko KeR RaHa HuN
FARAZ
K Tere HaAtH Se TameEr HoNa ChaHtA HuN….


Hum apni rooh Tere jism mein he chhor aye Faraz....

Tujhy galay se lagana tu ek bahana tha...



Dost Ban Ker Bhi Nahi
Saath Nibhany Wala

Wo Hi Andaaz Hy Zalim
Ka Zamaney Wala

Tere Hote Huey Aa Jati
Thi Saari Dunya

Aaj Tanha Hon Tu Koi
Nahi Aane Wala

Muntazir Kis Ka Hon
Tuuti Hui Dehleez Pe Main

Kon Aaye Ga Yahan Kon
Hy Aane Wala

Tum Takalluf Ko Bhi
Ikhlas Samajhte Ho ''FARAZ''

Dost Hota Nahi Har
Haath Milane Wala ...
uski tawjah Tere naseeb me likhi hi nahi he " faraz "....


chor de apne aap ko badnaseeb kehna .