Tere SMS Messages861 messages

''mere pyare allah mian
Tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB Tere GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
''''''''jub bhi Tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''


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**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''
''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HANS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam Tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''
''Ghalib farmaty hain

Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo

Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To

Film ''Tere NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY Tere PYAR DA.''
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once enTered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once enTered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
A sardar wanted to sell his old batTered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTereD?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri Tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
Teri Maa Di
Teri Peo Di
Terie Bra di
Tere Babi De
Tere Poray Khandan Di
Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain
Hahahahaha