Tere SMS Messages861 messages

PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN Tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$
The Most InTeresTinG ThinG abouT thiS sMs is thaT by The Time U Realize That NothinG is WriTTen in iT..
iT WouLd bE Too LaTe For U To Stop Reading iT... ;->
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"Tere BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
Tere baap ne mujhe pita

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
Tere baap ne mujhe pita


Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita

wah! wah! wah! wah
Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan Tere bin reh nahi sakta.
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai Tere sms se..........

Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi

Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi

Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost

Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur

Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Tere Pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
Once Rani Mukerji Was Given Punishment To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . . She Was Scared Bt Then Suddenly Saif Ali Khan Said SumThing In Her Ears & She Started Eating. . . What Did He Say. . ?

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Saif Said "Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM, Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!". . . ;->
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !










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The Older She Gets, The More InTerested He Is In Her. . . ;->
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word utTered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
Wife: What is so inTeresting in me?




Husband: I dont know the meaning of inTeresting ;-