Married SMS Messages99 messages

''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I Married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with Married women.
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got Married on the same day and at the same time."
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you Married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already Married
An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r Married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye


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1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I Married her I didnt believe in hell.
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t Married yet....
After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I Married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P