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A married woman

A Married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:

WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->

send dis msg 2 ur

send dis msg 2 ur franz n gt funny reply

if im get in Married 2mmorrow n today u get 2 walk 4 smtime wid my fiance,wht wud u lik 2 tel him abt me?reply

Telling A Lie Is

Telling A Lie Is:
A Fault Of A Child
An Art Of A Lover
An Accomplishment Of A Bachelor
&
A Matter Of Survival Of A Married Man...!

Banta Singh:

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

Have you ever seen

Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

Santa: Yes, I Married her!

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True.
Jaldi karna

HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE

HAPPY UNMarried LIFE
A famous writer said"Love is like a long sweet dream" and Marriage is an alarm clock..
"so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up."
HAPPY UNMarried LIFE

Banta owned a factory.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because Married men are more obedient.

Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with Married women.

Interviewer to Millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you Married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Tofani barish mein rat ko,

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap Married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unMarried life...

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