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Udas main tha

Udas Main tha
sara sheher rone laga,
AAj mera sanum
ksi or ka hone
laga,
mera chain
khony laga mjy DARD sa hone
laga,
JO MERA
humdard tha
yaroo woh ksi or ka hone laga,
WAFA KA PAIKAR
tha sanum mera,
jany kiun bewafa hony laga

Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.

Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.
Kisi ko pyar karne pe majboor nahi karte.

Magar jise aik baar dil Main basa lain.
Phir marte dam tak ussy dil se dour nahi karte.

pathan nay molvi sab say kaha

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.

Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.

pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal Main,Na jaar Main.
Na hotel Main na Bar Main.
Na bike peh, Na car Main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

pathan on mobile

Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan Main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

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Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

pathan and dost

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy Main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.

Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

pathan and plastic

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay Main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

Main Pyaar Ka Mufti

Main Pyaar Ka Mufti To Nhi Hoon Per, Mera Fatwa Hai Yeh...!!
Ghalib..
Jo Chhorr De Raahon Mein, Wo Kaafir Se Bhi Bad'tar Hai...!!

Chahay Koi B Na De Humain Khush

Chahay Koi B Na De HuMain Khush Rehny Ki Dua.

"A_Dost"

Wese Bhi Hum Khushiyan Rakhty Nahi Baant dia Karty hain.

HusbaNd...

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because Main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

SAJJAA TAY KHABBA

Very True Lines…
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
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Zindagi Main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA….:-)

mainay tumhain piyaar kiya

Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…

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