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O pakistanio
bus Main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 Main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper Main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

AYE DOST

dil to gaya hi gaya

sath Main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya
pathaan hum naai pichli 20 saaloon Main 1 baat note kitya haai
dost:wo kya?
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pathan:jab bhi ramzan khatam hota haai Eid zaroor aata haai
Neend se kiya shikwa karun
Main...."sagar"
Qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe
sonay nahi deta.....!
dar lagta hy humko un aankhon sy jo naqab Main reh kar bhi hum par waar karti hain
har cheez had Main achi lagti hai ......

,.,.SANAM,.,.

magar tum ho ke be had ache lagte ho


good night
Udasi Saray Ghar Mein Pahilti Jati Hay Gham Ban Kar

Dar O Deewar Pe Likh Do, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon
Tumhein Kya Weham Hay Kiun Raat Bhar Milnay Nahi Aatin

Aey Meri Neend Ki Pariyoon, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon
Mery Lehjay Pa Mat Chonko,Meri Aankhon Mein Mat Jhanko

Yun Hairat Se Na Dekho tm, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon
Badalti Rutt Ki Wajah Se, Zra Bojhal Tabiyat Hay

Yun Mera Haal Mat Poocho, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon
Haqeeqat Hay,Yaqeen Kar Lo,Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon

Muhabbat Mar Chuki Ab To, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar Main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!