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I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My Love Throughout The Years We”Ve Had Our Ups& Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So On Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This “Thank U

&I”Ll Alwayz Love You For What You”Ve Done For Me

“U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi

“Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I”M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up).

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough”

I Love You”

Main ne Kaha Tu to Apna tha

Main ne Kaha Tu to Apna tha Tu kyun Chor gaya

WO Bewafa Hans k B0LA ZindAGi B To Apni h0ti hai
Wo kyun Chor Jati Hai..

Subah Uth Kar Kalma Parho

Jab Subha Utho to Kalma Tayyba Parho
Kyon k Marne k baad jab Qabar Mai Farishte
Hum Se sawal jawab karne Aengay or huMain Utthaengy or Pochhengy
K tumhara RAB kon Hai?
Tumhara DEEN kya hy?

To hum Apni Aadat k mutabiq Kalma Tayyaba Parte Hue Utthengy
Or Kalma Tayyaba Mai He un Farishton k Sawalon k Jawab Mojod Hen.

Din Main 5 Time Namaz Parho

Din Mai 5 time Namaz Parhne ko Apne Aadat Bana Lo
Sirf ye soch Kar k kya pata k ye Azan Tm Aakhry Bar Sun rhe ho?
Kya pata Tmhara Rab Tumhai Aakhre bar Pukar Raha Hai?

80% log Tum mai se ise fwd nahe krte.
ALLAH TALLAH frmate hai k agar Tum apne Logo k Samnay
Mujhe Radd Kroge to Mai Tumhe Apne nazar mai Radd kar Dunga!

pota apne dada se hanste hue

Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai

Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare

Tujhe baaho me ....

Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,

Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,

Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,

Aur Maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.

Me Ne jo apni Girl ..

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

Girl hum paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir Mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

Girl me us Admi se

Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)

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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P

Bari tezz hy tu? =D

sacha waqia

Sacha waqiya....

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan Main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee haMain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay Main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.

Kehte hain ki ISHQ......

Kehte hain ki ISHQ Main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Tere JISM pe

Tere JISM pe Main apne JISM Ko rakhon
Tere HONTON ko apne HONTON se MASLON

Tujhe Piyar Main itni SHIDDAT se karon k Teri JAAN Nikal jaye
Us DARD se Teri Aankhon se AANSU Jhalak jaye

Tu TAN se or MANN se Sirf meri ho jaye
BADAN se Tere Lipta rahon or Subha ho jaye

SUBHA Tujh se jab Main Pochon Teri RAAT ka AALAM
Tu Sharma kar Mere SEENE se Lag jaye.

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