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Tere ghum main

Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,

mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,

rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,

tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)

Bojh ban jaonga

Main Bojh Ban jaonga Apne Hi Doston Pe ek din

" %Princess M% "

dekhna woh Kaandhey Badal Rahey hongey Har 2 Qadam K Baad.

Wasi

Milney ka waada unke moun se to nikal hi gaya,,

!! WASI !!

~ Hum ne poochi jaga to hans k kahney lagi khawab Main aa jana

Zaat ban k meri zaat me raha krta he

Zaat ban k meri zaat me raha krta he
Ik shakhs he jo mjh me basa krta he

mery chehry me nazar aata he chehra us ka
uska tabbasum mery honton pe khila krta he

mere lafzon se ada hoti he baatain uski
mere lehje se gharoor us ka chalka krta he

meri neendon pe he barson se hakoomat uski
khwab ban k wo meri palko pe saja krta he

is had tk meri hasti Main moujood he wo shakhs
mery har naksh me aks us ka mila krta he

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum Main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan Main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!

Namaz

Namaz Main"RUKU" k baad or "SAJDEY" se pehle sakoon se seedha khara hona wajib hai.
Is halat ko "QOMA" kehte hain.
Issi trha dono sajdon kjdoon ke darmiansakoon se seedha baithna bhi "WAJIB" hai
Is halat ko "JALSA" kehte hain

Kyun satatay ho humain

"Kyun sajaatay ho her roz intezaar ki mehfil "

"AY DIL"

"yahan kis ko fursat hai k humein her roz yaad kry.

Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha Main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :

funny poetry

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Sad Ghazal

Kuch Na Kehna
Chup Chup Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Hans k Saray Sadmay Sehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Bethay Bethay Kho Sa Jana
Yun Hi Dur Khyalon Main.
Chalte Chalte Hanste Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Maar k Kankar Lehrain Gin'na
Beth k Jheel Kinaray Pr.
Kuch Logon Ka Hy Ye Kehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy…

btao tmhe main kitni achchi

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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