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y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save Lives
Stdnt:How does math save Lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save Lives
Stdnt:How does math save Lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

abrbrshortbrb

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

height of selfc

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m ALive..."

there are two types

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

high level insult

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

Why am I here ... ;)

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
Live in heaven ...

Now I know that it is
not true

B''coz if angels Live in
heaven

Why am I here ... ;)

sports news

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

one lady delivered twins

One Lady DeLivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)

boycott indian new movie 3 idiots

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot aLive. ;)

oxygen is more important

Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t Live without love...

but I think....

oxygen is more important... ;->

im alive u can msg me

This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M ALive "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->

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