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This van is loaded with _l''''l________ --/ l__l DeLivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE, Wishing U and your family A HAPPY DIWALI
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
dear ones Lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest
happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and
lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"
_l''''l________
--/ l__l DeLivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can Live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can Live….


Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to Live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you Live on?”
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELiveRED”.
Husband & wife are like Liver and kidney.
Husband is Liver & wife is kidney.
If Liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, Liver manages with other kidney.
Husband & wife are like Liver and kidney.
Husband is Liver & wife is kidney.
If Liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, Liver manages with other kidney.


Message of the year:-
Women Live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up aLive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
.
.
.
that’s Hope..!!!
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can Live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can Live
*JOKE*
Why do women Live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!