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The Secret Of Staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat Slowly. . .



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Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "


The Girl Said : " NO . . "



Then . . .





They Live . . .




Happy Ever After . . . ;->
In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELiveRY
Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful deLivery by harbajan"
Height of Stupidity


Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????


coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been aLive!!
HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"

When....His wife deLivers TWINS
Do u beLive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
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Do u beLive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
A lady deLivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows
A lady deLivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
Live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL Live A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER