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Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You Live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D


Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home DeLivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)


Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr DeLivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai DeLivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)



An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the Livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to Live.
Happy Easter!
My Father Didn''t

Tell Me How To Live;

He Lived, And Let

Me Watch Him Do It.

Happy Fathers Day!
Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always Live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To Live and die alone.
Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long Live."
Knock knock...



Any1 there?



Oh good,hi i have a deLivery 4u...


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Roses specialy 4u...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE

AS MANY AS STARS IN THE SKY

AS MANY AS DROPS IN THE RAIN

AS MANY AS ELEMENTS OF SAND IN THE DESERT

AS MANY AS DEW DROPS IN THE MORNING

AS MANY AS WAVES IN TH SEA

AS MANY AS FLOWERS IN THE WORLD

SO

AS A WHOLE

YOU Live MANY CENTURIES

AND EVERY CENTURY HAS 10000 YEARS(AAMEEEEEN)

HAVE A NICE DAY

BE HAPPY ALWAYS