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Breaking News: Nawab Akbar Bugti is aLive.

He escaped from the back side of cave on his Honda CD70 and was shouting

"MAIN TE HONDA EE LAYSAAN"!
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?



Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??



Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...



Jab bhi Msg Karoon tumhari DeLivery report aa jati hai .
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife DeLiverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar forwarded it 2 all.
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........



millions of tomorrow will come........



but still a hope is aLive........




kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;->
Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "

She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t Live widout my
friend.. ;->
To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....



Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never Lived, cannot die!
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLive ;->
Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???


Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLive . . . ;->. . ;->
I Live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)