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Ghajini me Aamir khan

Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deLiver krne ki koshish ki hai?

Nahi pata..?

Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)

Never ask for a hug Jus take it.

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Nvr sy I
Cant Live wdout u
Sy I Live 4 u

U''ve been trained
nw go & flirt !!

High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business

''I want U to know

''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to Live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''

''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful deLivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue deLivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)''

A strange reality:

A strange reality:

''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

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To live a life,

To Live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 Live without them

Good morning.

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may Live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may Live too!!!!

Hi Keep messaging

Hi Keep messaging me & win exciting prizes, 1st prize Lots of Love, 2nd prize life time friendship, 3rd prize Free stay in my HEART!! Offer valid till I m ALive...

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can Live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

To live a life

To Live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 Live without them.

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