boycott indian new movie 3 idiots

boycott indian new movie 3 idiots

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
  

May, 05 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2305 views       Funny

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TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola


Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Breaking news..

abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......



Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..


lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari



















Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day
MiRrOr MiRrOr On tHe WalL wHo iS tHe Bad In ThE WorLd ?
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mIrRoR : “JO MESSAGE PAR RAHA HAI WO BAD IN THE WORLD“
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B@D BOY
Upcoming Professions of our Cricket Heroes!

Salman butt: Waiter in PC
Imran farhat: Work in juice corner
Younus khan: Naswar frosh
Shoaib malik: Malik paan shop
Omer akmal & kamran akmal: Akmal''s Electric store
Shahid afridi: Boom boom toy shop
Abdur razaq: Churan wala
Umer gul: Plumber
Saeed ajmal: Naan tandoor
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

League Same As Ipl

Bt Only One Difference Is The



Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->