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Husband To Wife

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….

Kabhi Arsh Per

Kabhi Arsh Per Kabhi Farsh
Kabhi Un K Dar Kabhi Darbadar
Gham-E-Aashiqi Tera Shukriya
Main Kahan Kahan Se Guzar Gye

aik aadmi k ghr k samne

aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha!

Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or Kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!

jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!

Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
:)

Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta Kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

Decent sms

Ek Mahan Philosofer Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai

Ke..

"Zindgi Tu Hi Bata
Kaise Tuje Pyar Karu??

Teri Har Ek 'Subah' Meri Umar Kam Kar Deti Hai.

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par man jana manane se,
Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum Kaha jayenge…

Aag Lage Is Calendar Ko

Kia JanUarY
Kia FebrUarY
Hum Kia KahaiN NoVember Ko
DeCember Ko
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Jab TuM Sath Hi NaHi HamarY
Aag Lage Is Calendar Ko
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Anjana Musafir

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur Kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

My Name is Message

My Name is Message
Mujhe sMs Bhi Kaha Jata Hai,
Meri Speed 300 Km Per Second Hai,
Aur Main
“..Khalil..”
Ke Mobile Mein Postman Ki Job Karta Hun.
Boss..
Ny Aapko “Salam or 2nd Day Of Eid Mubarik” Kaha Hai.
GOD Bless U,
Ab Main Chalta Hun Mujy or Logon Ko Bhi Eid k Msgs Dainy Hain.:-D:-D
2nd Day of Eid ul Azha..

Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Mera Dil Dokhanay Wale

Bin Bataye Tm Kahan Chalay Gaye Ho

Ab To Mere Khawabon Mein Bi Bus Tum He Atay Ho

Agar Tum Is Eid Pr Na Aye

To Mera Kia Banay Ga?

Main Kis Tarah Ye Eid Guzaron Ga?

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Aye Mere Ghar Se Baghay Howe Qurbani K Pyare
Bakray Plz Wapis Aa Jao Naa…

Main ne Kaha Tu to Apna tha

Main ne Kaha Tu to Apna tha Tu kyun Chor gaya

WO Bewafa Hans k B0LA ZindAGi B To Apni h0ti hai
Wo kyun Chor Jati Hai..

Me Ne jo apni Girl ..

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

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