Diya SMS Messages534 messages

Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga Diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
us ny mughy prinda samjh kR is shaM k Andheron main Uraa Diya.... ..

muGhaL...............

usay ye nhe pta k sham ko urny waly parinday kabhi loata nhe krty.
"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr Diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal Diya hai…
Shikwa Teri YaadOn Say Kuch Is Tarha Kia Hum Ne ,,
Hanstay Hanstay Dil kO Rula Diya hUm Ne ,,
Ek Lamha Diya Tu Ne Jeenay Ke Liye ,,
Aur Us Mai Zindagi kO Beeta Diya hUm Ne ,,
Ek Safay Pe Likhi Teri Yaad Ki Dastaan ,,
Doosra Hissa Khaali Hi Jala Diya hUm Ne ,,
Kis Baat Ki Maa’zrat Chahatay Hain wO ,,
Jis Baat kO Sun’ntay Hi Bhoola Diya hUm Ne ,,
Wo Kyun Nahi Aatay Humaray Pass ,,
Jin Ki RahOn Mai PalOn kO bicha Diya hUm Ne ..
Hadees!

Hazrat Abu Huraira (R.A) se Riwayat hai K
Rasool-e-Akram (S.A.W.W) ne Farmaya,
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu ne ALLAH ki Raah mein Kharch Kar Diya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu Ne Ghulaam Aazad Karne mein Sarf Kiya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu ne Miskeen par Sadqa Kiya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu Ne Apne Ehl-o-Ayaal par Sarf kiya.

In Mein Sab se Zyada Bayis-e-Ajr-o-Sawaab Woh Hai
Jo tu ne Apne Ehl-o-Ayaal par Sarf Kiya. {Muslim Sharif}
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.
"Wo Zehar Daita To Dunya Ki Nazroun Mein Aa Jaata...!


"Kamal Ki Sooch Thi Uss Ki, Us Ny Piyar Kiya Aur Chhor Diya..."
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh Diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.
Aya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par,

Parchay Main Sb Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya :-)

uff....

Ye Class felloz B na?

1st Aye hen sb
Happy World's Nice Persons Day!
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Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain.
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Maine Aapko Kar Diya.
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Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P
MERI TAAMEER KE KISSE KAHIN LIKHE NA JAYEINGE,
MAIN JANGAL SE GHUZARNE KE LIYE RASTA BANATA HOON,
BICHAD KAR BHI JUDE RAHNE KA YE ACHCHA TREEQA HAI,
WO EK GUDDA BANATI HAI MAIN EK GUDiya BANATA HOON,
AGAR ACHCHA SA KOI NAAM SOCHO TO BATA DENA,
MAIN APNE KHUWAAB KI KATRAN SE EK CHEHRA BANATA HOON