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Everyone sent u<Br/>Tradition words aBout<Br/>Eid But i m the fist one<Br/>To send u<Br/><Br/>"Meat MuBarak"<Br/>And<Br/>Keep on eating<Br/>Different dishes<Br/>On this season<Br/><Br/>Happy Bakrid MuBarak
Scratch it<Br/><Br/>|||||||||||<Br/>E||||||||||<Br/>Ei|||||||||<Br/>EiD||||||||<Br/>EiD M||||||<Br/>EiD MU|||||<Br/>EiD MUB||||<Br/>EiD MUBA|||<Br/>EiD MUBAR||<Br/>EiD MUBARA|<Br/><Br/>.::. EiD MUBARAK .::.
Bakra deBit<Br/>Cash credit<Br/><Br/>QurBani deBit<Br/>Gosht Credit<Br/><Br/>Qasai DeBit<Br/>Khaal Credit<Br/><Br/>Aap DeBit<Br/>Hum Credit<Br/><Br/>Eid MuBarik...<Br/><Br/>Hamara Msg DeBit<Br/>Apka Reply Credit<Br/><Br/>[[ Eid Ul Azha MuBarik ]]
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,<Br/>and commitment to Allahs orders,<Br/>May Allah Bless us with the same in all circles of life,<Br/>and help all amongst us,<Br/>who are helpless,worried,<Br/>and waiting for his rehmat,<Br/>Ameen.Eid MuBarak.
One of the<Br/>Intelligent<Br/>Monkey<Br/>Mising<Br/>In<Br/>Zoo.!<Br/>Its name is..<Br/>is..<Br/>is..<Br/>is..<Br/>is..<Br/>is..<Br/>is..<Br/>is..<Br/>is..<Br/>Don't worry<Br/>It is not u,<Br/>BeCos<Br/>It is intelligent..
Human lies!,<Br/>that is normal.<Br/>lions eat grass,<Br/>that is ok.<Br/>But when a monkey<Br/>press a moBile keyBoard<Br/>that s amazing!!!<Br/>hey r u still pressing..?
TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA<Br/>TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!
School vs University<Br/>School=Pencil, RuBBer, Sharpner, Scale,<Br/>Uni=Ek Balpen wo B frnds se cheena hua,<Br/>School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,<Br/>Uni=Bina Batae he moBile kan se lga k class se Bhr,<Br/>School=Bag me hr sBjct ki Book & copy,<Br/>Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,<Br/>School=Class test me star,<Br/>Uni=Full moon hi naseeB hota hy yar<Br/>School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok<Br/>Uni=Jigr Bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr BhaBi hai teri<Br/>Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.
In the Flowers, My Rose is You.<Br/>In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is You.<Br/>In the Sky, My Moon is You.<Br/>I am only Body, My Heart is You.<Br/>That is why i always Miss You !!
Woh Mil Jatey Hain Kahani Bankar <Br/>Dil Mein Bas Jatey Hain Nishani Bankar <Br/>Jinhe Hum Rakhte Hain Apni Aakhon Mein <Br/>Kyun Nikal Jatey Hain Wo Pani Bankar <Br/>Khayaalo Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai <Br/>Nigaahon Ko Teri Talaash Rehti Hai <Br/>Tere Bina Koi Kami Nahi Lekin <Br/>Tere Bagarr TaBiyat Udaas Rehti Hai
Ur 5 qualities:<Br/><Br/>1---------<Br/><Br/>2---------<Br/><Br/>3---------<Br/><Br/>4---------<Br/><Br/>5---------<Br/><Br/>Agar zindagi main kaBhi<Br/>koi acha kam kia hota<Br/>to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Boy: how do i play the guitar????<Br/>girl: u should Be on TV for ur talent :|<Br/>Boy: am i so good??? :D :O<Br/><Br/>girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off