Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,<
Br/>Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?<
Br/>Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di<
Br/>Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?<
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Br/>Sardar: Paa Jee ! Am
Bulance nu v te phone karna c...!