Hichkiyan dila kr ye kesi uljhan mai dal rahe ho.<Br/>Ankhen Bnd hain pher B nzr aa rahe ho..<Br/>km se km itna Batado hmain...<Br/>yad kr rahe ho ya apni yad dila rahe ho..?
Zindagi se yehi gila hae mujhy,,,<Br/>Too Baht der se mila hae mujhy,,,,<Br/>Too mohaBBat se kooe chaal to chal,,,<Br/>Haar jany ka hosla hae mujhy,,,,,,,
PATHAN 100 K note par likha NumBre dial kar raha tha<Br/>DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?<Br/>PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka moBile aB kis k pas hay.....
ek sharaBi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya<Br/><Br/>log us k ird gird jama hogae<Br/>aur us se pochne lage- kya hua Bhai?<Br/><Br/>wo Bola-pata nhi Bhai main khud aBi niche aya hn...!
Rutha jo pyar hum se DuBara nhi mila,<Br/>Kya Bewafa tha shakhs DuBara nhi mila,<Br/><Br/>Ik Bar aa gya tha sailaB aankh mein,<Br/>Darya ko us k Bad kinara nhi mila,<Br/><Br/>Mujh ko Bhi raas ata nhi Dusra koi,<Br/>Usko Bhi mere jesa sahara nhi mila,<Br/><Br/>Barson se phir rha tha jis ki talaash mein,<Br/>Wo mil gya to us se sitara nhi mila….
AB tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>FARAZ<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>JaB sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath<Br/><Br/>"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
Real Heart Touching Story<Br/>"A B0y sent the most expensive Bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a Birthday gift 2 his g.f.<Br/>next day he asked aBout the gift.<Br/>B.f:hows the Bird??...<Br/>g.f:very tasty:-)
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.<Br/><Br/>Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?<Br/><Br/>Rail guzri to mr jao ge.<Br/><Br/>Pthan: ABi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,<Br/>Rail kya cheez hy..?
1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?<Br/>Begum: Ap k pas..<Br/><Br/>Shekh: Aur mery Bchy..?<Br/><Br/>Wo B ap k pas hain..<Br/><Br/>Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:<Br/>Meri Bachi<Br/>Meri shonu<Br/>Meri Gurya<Br/>Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?<Br/>Bolo BaBy<Br/><Br/>Girl:<Br/>Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...<Br/>*<Br/>*<Br/>*<Br/>*<Br/>*<Br/>Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha KwaaB me Aajana..<Br/>*<Br/>(',')dekha kitni<Br/><))\funter<Br/>_l?Bachi hy yaar..
