As per research<Br/><Br/>A man speaks 25,000 words daily<Br/>&<Br/>A woman speaks 30,000<Br/><Br/>ProBlem starts when husBand comes home<Br/>from office after consuming his 25,000 words<Br/>&<Br/>wife starts her 30,000..
Kehdo un parhne walon se,<Br/>KaBhi hum Bhi parha kertay thay,<Br/>Jitna syllaBus parh k wo top kertay hain,<Br/>Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,<Br/>ABBtayn kia khidmat karen?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>Apney liay GOOD MORNING likh lena Bcoz I am Bussy
He came at night,<Br/>explored my Body,<Br/>got on top of me,<Br/>touched me,<Br/>he Bit, sucked, swalowd,<Br/>when he was satisfyed,<Br/>he left,<Br/>i was hurt,<Br/>BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Santa: Yaar tujhe Bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha Behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- <Br/>C-Come,<Br/>O-On,<Br/>L-Lets, <Br/>L-Love, <Br/>E-Each,<Br/>G-Girl,<Br/>E-Equally......Thats why Boys go to college regularly....
aaj pink panther ki Barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,aB ap ki Bari hay
4 Rules 2 following in life :-<Br/><Br/>Friendship : Take it never leave it.<Br/>Love : Share it never keep it..<Br/>Respect : Earn it never ask it...<Br/>Trust : Make it never Break it....
cute relationship is when someone is angry with you<Br/>and says..<Br/>" i'll never talk to u"<Br/><Br/>and later<Br/><Br/>comes Back to you just to inform ..<Br/>"i'm still angry"
Chalo tum sath mat dena,<Br/><Br/>Mujhe Beshak Bhula dena,<Br/><Br/>Naye sapne saja lena,<Br/><Br/>Naye rishtay Bana lena,<Br/><Br/>Bhula dena saBhi waday,<Br/><Br/>SaBhi “qasmain”<Br/><Br/>SaBhi Natay,<Br/><Br/>Tumhain jana!<Br/><Br/>ijazat ha,<Br/><Br/>Jo diL chahe<Br/><Br/>Woh saB KaRNa,<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Magar aB tum<Br/><Br/>kisi se Bhi.<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>aadhora pyar mat<Br/><Br/>KaRNa.;<Br/>
