Andhi SMS Messages63 messages

Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte

AAndhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte

Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain

Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,


Shayeed Andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,


Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gAndhi ji ki tasveer mein gAndhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???






Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GAndhi
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947











Sorry For The Late Delivery!
GAndhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!
Height oF Joke:
GAndhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped



Wearing Shirt!!
Height oF Joke:
GAndhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped



Wearing Shirt!!
Once A Few Hairs

Growd On GAndhiji Head

GAndhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

GAndhi Said "Colour It
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi BAndhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..


Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The
TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE AAndhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?


Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.


Na


Darwazay Bajtay Hain,


Na.



LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn


Na. . .



Comm0n Sense
Yaar



"LIGHT JATI HAI"


Happy AAndhi Night
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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)