Andhi SMS Messages63 messages

Wo Mujhse Poch Raha Tha Batao Kesa Laga
Tum Agly Zakham Choro Yeh Ghao Kesa Laga
Ajab Sawal Kia Andhiyoun Ne Patton Se
Shajar Se Toot Ker Girna Batao Kesa Laga
wo mujh say poch raha tha batao kaisa laga...
tm aglay zakhm choro ye ghao kaisa laga...

ajab sawal kiya Andhiyon nay pat''ton say...
shajar say tot k girna kesa laga...

is ko choro zara apnay dil say ye pocho...
kaha jo us nay mujhay bhool jao kesa laga...
Qadmon mai bhi takaan thi, gher bhi qareeb thaa
per kiya karain keh ab kay safar he ajib thaa

niklay agar to chaand dereechay mai ruk bhi jaaey
iss shehar bay-charaagh mai kis ka naseeb thaa

AAndhi nay un ruton ko bhi bay-taaj ker diya
jin ka kabhi huma saa parinda naqeeb thaa

kuchh apnay aap say he usay kash-makash naa thi
mujh mai bhi koi shakhs ussi ka raqeeb thaa

poochha kisi nay mol to hairaan reh gaya
apni nigaah mai koi kitna ghareeb thaa

maqtal say aanay wali hawa ko bhi kab mila
aisa koi dereecha keh jo bay-saleeb thaa...
Mohabbat Na Rahe Tou Phir
Raha Kuch Bhi Nahi Kerta

k Itni Taiz AAndhi Main
Bachaa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kerta

Wo Mujh Ko yaad Rakhna
Ab Gawara Hi Nahi Kerta

Main Jis Ko Yaad Rakhne
K Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kerta

Kaha Tha Tujh Se Nadaan
k Zulm Ki Taiz Baarish Main

Siwaye Kachy Makano''n k
Gira Kuch Bhi Nahi Kerta ...
Waqt Ki taiz Dhuup Ho Ya
Tez AAndhiya''''m

Kuch Qadmo''''n k
Nishaan Kabhi Nhi Khotay

Jinhe''''n Yaad Kr k
Muskura De''''n Aakhe''''n

Wo Log Duur Ho Kr Bhi
Duur Nhi Hotay ... (:
Sheher-E-Khayal-O-Khuwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,

Itna Usay Parha Ke Mujhay Yaad Ho Gaya,,

Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jis Ke Fareeb-O-Hisar Main,

Wo Aur Hi Kisi Ka Mere Bad Ho Gaya,,

AAndhi Hawa Ka Saath Nibhanay Ke Shok Mein,

Koi Tabah Hua'' Koi Barbad Ho Gaya,,

Apni To Sari Umr Aseeri Mein Kat Gayi,

Jis Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li'' Azaad Ho Gaya,,

Pehlay To Paaniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Meri,

Phir Youn Hua Ke Aaina Eejaad Ho Gaya . . . /


LECTURER: Write a note on GAndhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: GAndhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma GAndhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma GAndhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Fizaon k badalne ka intzar na kro,

Andhiyon k rukne ka intzar na kro

mobile uthao or mjy sms karo

har bar mere hi sms ka intezar na kro
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz Andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)
Similarity between GAndhiji & Mallika Sherawat?

Dono ne kaprey utaar diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosrey ne Deshwasion ke liye!