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Muna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note

Muna Bhai: Ye GAndhi Bapu Har Note
Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?

Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai...

Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na?
:-@

What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal, GaAndhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:

"All were born on Government Holidays".

''Tumhari yaad to muje aise ati hai... dost

''Tumhari yaad to muje aise ati hai...

dost

jese aAndhi main shoper atay hain..''

"Andar ana mana ha"

"Andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''

''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.

''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra GAndhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''

yamraj took man to hell.....

yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gAndhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gAndhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal

Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani

Nehru ki Chal
aur
GAndhi k baal de

AAMEEN.

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gAndhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma GAndhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma GAndhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?

Wife saw sign board.

Wife saw sign board. Banarasi saree 10 Rs.Nylon saree 8/- Cotton saree 5/-
Wife:give me 500 Rs.I''ll buy50 sarees.
Hsbnd=Andhi, istri ki dukan hai

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