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Sardar radio thek krwany gya
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dukAndar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
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Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.
na jany samAndar ki leher kinary se
tukra kar wapis kyu ajatai ha
samjh mai nahi aaata k wo kinary se
bewafai karti ha ya lot kar samndar se
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

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DukAndar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne BaAndar Menu paraa ja.
Kisi Insaan ne KOYaL se pucha:

Tu kali na hoti to kitni achi hoti.

SMAndar se pucha:
Tu Khaara na hota to kitna acha hota.

GULAB se pucha:

Tujh par kanty na hoty to kitna acha hota.

3ino ne Jawaab dia:

Ay Insaan tujh men dusron k Aeb dhundny ki adat na hoti to Kitna Acha Hota..... GOOD MORNING
is terhan hoti hai barish koi Andar Andar
jese rota ho koi chup ke yahan sham ke bad
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bAndar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

BAndar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

DukAndar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


Sardar: Theek Hai,



Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch Nahi Milta

Mandeiron Se Chiraaghon Ko Bhuja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Koi Ik Adha Sapna Ho Tou Ho , Acha Bhi Lagta Hai

Hazaron Khawb Ankhon Mein Saja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Sakoon Unko Nahi Milta Kabhi Pardes Bhi Ker

Jinhen Apne Watan Se Dil Laga Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Issay Kehna Ke Palkon Per Na Tanke Khawbon Ke Jhalar

SamAndar Ke Kinare Ghar Bana Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Yeh Acha Hai Ke Apas Ke Bharam Na Tootne Payen

Kabhi Kabhi Doston Ko Azma Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Yehi Awaaz Aati Hai

Kissi Ke Hijr Mein Neendein Ga’nwa Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Jigar Ho Jayega Chalni Yeh Ankhein Khoon Royengi

Wasi Be Faiz Logon Se Nibha Ker Kuch Nahi Milta.