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someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
Aana free, jAana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
Aana free, jAana free. pakde gaye to khana free.

Aap ka roz subha ko




Hamare ghar Aana




Kabhi ghanti bajana




Kabhi darwaza khat khatana



Kabhi pyar se bolna



kabhi ghusey se chillana k





"Ghar Walo"








"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .

Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi KhAana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .

Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
Hun jaisay PAPPU
BACHAY Khubsutar
Bachiyoon ki amAanat
hain.




Apnay Aap Ko expired
AUNTIES Ki pohanch se
duur rakhein.



Wizart-e-Poondi.
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai

Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai

Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet

Baad Me Tou QOMI TARANA Acha Lagta Hai ;->
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe LAanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..

He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB :)
yeh aaj ki khabar hai...hamaare news reporter ab ullu ke gaav gaye hai...unki khabar kal pata chalegi..

tab tak suniye ye gAanaa..

"ting tinnngg tintingggg
o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch
aye saalaa, abhi abhi,
huaa yakeen........"
Aatif Aslam ek concert mei jaate hai. He is gheraod by all his female fans and in the process he looses his gold chain.... toh bataao Aatif ki chain kisne churayee ?
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ok chor ka naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas


poocho kaise ??

Aatif khud hee aaj kal keh rahaa hai " CHAIN CHEENA ISHQ KE EHSAAS NE"
(Race film ka superhit gAana)
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh JAana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????




Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)
Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?


Dhuz?
no


Dhooz?
no


Thish?



Nahi bhai


Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d lAanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le Aana