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A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
Pathan''s wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
There are 3 Types of Men:

1. ASIAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.

2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.

3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!
Pathan''s wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"

Lady:Y?

Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"
A Psychiatrist

Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
Questions

Which

Your wife Asks You
For Nothing ;->
Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
Husband & wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist


Just



KILL YOUR wife

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?






bcoz



Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!