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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Alwayz Love Wife

Alwayz Love wife
No Life Without wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho

"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->

Full Forms WIFE

Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies

You Can Control

You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur

"`Loose Motion`"

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat

Man1- I Told My wife D Truth Dat
I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->

Man Was Complaining 2

Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
''I''d All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My wife Found Out ;)

Bartender: I Think

Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->

A Recently Fired

A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My wife..." ;->

Ek Rat Husband

Ek Rat Husband Ny wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)

What Is The Similarity

What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???

Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->

A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

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